The Kingdom of Fort Antiquity is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 442 million Fort Antiquityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.2%.

The strong Fort Antiquityian economy, worth 27.1 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,404 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Fort Antiquity's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fort Antiquity is ranked 96,795^th in the world and 1^st in Antiquity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 249.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.